The story takes place during the terrorist invasion of the alternate universe Pelvanida. Ashley hand-picks Leither and Burly to follow her to Luddly's lab to interrogate James Zanasiu and his allies Ken and Ender McThair. After Ashley kills the canary experiment, everyone in the room witnesses somebody else's most emotional memory. Burly witnesses his own; him being hand-picked for this escort mission by Ashley. As he and the others comes out of their trances, Burly mistakenly assumes he must have seen Ashley's and happily concludes that she must love him back.
- Ground One reveals that Burly is killed by Ken seconds after the conclusion of this story.
- This story was written as part of a workshop LettuceBacon&Tomato attended, where the assignment was to pick a backgroud character from a previously-written work and flesh the character out in exactly one page. Burly was chosen by hitting "random page" on this wiki.