Thus Spoke Zenarchis is Dragonstorm's mission statement. It is a short pamphley written by Johnson Zenarchis detailing the goals and ideology behind Dragonstorm. It is kept secret from all but the elite members.
Keegan O'Neil managed to procure a copy during his time at University of California, Three Rivers and used it to craft his plan to join the club. (Nietzsche's Soldiers 3) Years later, Rudyard Shelton read it off of a disc James Zanasiu found. According to the disc, Dragonstorm's core goal is "continuing Pelvanida's genius while overcoming the flimsy moral issues of the mainstream staff." ([[Darwin's Soldiers (GOF RP)|Darwin's Soldiers)
- The title is an homage to Thus Spoke Zarathustra, a work by Friederich Nietzsche. It details his concepts on the Ubermensch, and also inspired the subtitle of Nietzsche's Soldiers 3: Super Men.
- Thus Spoke Zenarchis is one of Dragonstorm's two required readings, along with Sun Tzu's The Art of War.